My Little Diary

What a wonderful coughshittycough week

2012-02-28T23:47:00.002+01:00

Today I almost passed out in school, yea, what a way to start a post, huh?
Well, I ALMOST passed out, my vision started blacking out and I got all pale.
You know why? Because I barely slept for three hours straight last night, and you know why?
I was playing Minecraft, LOL! Yes-up until 4am, I was at the mum's laptop making rails for my
huge mineplace. I had to play Minecraft, like, I haven't played it for, like, a week. Mum says
that I'm addicted to computers and that she's gonna ban me her laptop, MY ASS!
Well let's see, she takes her laptop away-I have a Pocket PC, she takes away my PPC-I have
my phone, she takes away my phone-I go to Alex's house to browse Internet and, yes, I am very welcome there at any time because I did many good things for Alex as he has done for me. So...There's no way she or he is going to take away my connection to the Internet. They can try, but they will never succeed! *Le evil laugh* I didn't go to school this day because, as I mentioned before, I got kinda ill, although this
isn't real illness. Tomorrow we have a test from Croatian and probably a oral exam from
chemistry, fuck. Fuck chemistry, I say, I have to learn Croatian (and I did) because I don't
know didley dadley donkey doo. I learned and I hope for a 3, thats C I think.
As you know, I lent Alex my Pocket PC. Today I visited him after my music school to
see is he taking care of it. He shoved me some of his latest drawings, and I must
say, they're very good. Im' going to put up some of his best here and on his DArt, when
he makes one. So...Well...Nothing more to say now. I'm probably going to fail my
geography exam or in the best case scenario, get a C, looks like I can forget the TV in
my room at the end of the year. I must say, I don't give a shit about it too much, I just
want my dear computer back. Ahh, those times when I played Minecraft at 200Fps and
Crysis at 60Fps, when everything was fast as hell. Well, just three more months to go...
And school is over. Finally!

Some very nice news

2012-02-26T23:58:00.000+01:00

Hello peeps, I have some very good news as noted in the title. We had that second math test that I got E from, BUT I decided to redo it and aim for the better grade. Teacher didn't show me the test so I didn't know what mistakes have I been making. I have re-done it and with the help of my good friend, I aced the test with a big, shiny B! I called my dad right away and he was like: "FINALLY!" but when I told him that I copied he was just like: "Oh... It isn't a B then, son..." And I was like: "Fuck that, it's a B!" Anyways, I called my other best friend to sleep over at my house. You may be wondering, who is who, because, I have more than one best friend.
In fact, I have only two, TRUE friends, and I equally like them. The first one is Tin. He's smart as hell, learns fast and aces all grades in school. He also likes Minecraft and CoD. I know him since the first grade. He's not really tall although he does Taekwondo wery well. My second best friend is Alex. He likes Justin Bieber and he is certanly NOT gay. Infact, he's really awesome and I enjoy hanging out with him. We spend a lot of time together and, as I was saying-I invited him for a sleep-over. We talked a lot and I shoved him some cool new software on my Pocket PC, called Pencil Box. It's a drawing app for WM 6.1, really simple one. He got attached instantly. We spent about two hours derping around with it, we tried to draw eachother, then we tried to draw objects as real as possible. He draws really, really well. I challanged him to draw Krystal and he did it without a sweat. The picture was drawn with a black color, I colored it later in Photoshop. He might make a D-art account. And... This was his first time drawing with a touchscreen, so it could have been better. He loved the app so much, I borrowed him my Pocket PC,
and I wonder what is he gonna make on it...

Just a few more months until the end

2012-02-22T01:10:00.000+01:00

Hello boys and girls, I have some very bad and very good news. Let's go with the bad news first. I have got a lot of bad grades in a row and I kinda broke my laptop. The fucker freezed and I hit it so hard that my harddrive got physically damaged and I'm currently trying to save what I can. Fortunately, dad doesn't know about this and I hope he doesn't find out because he's gonna smash my head against a table and take away my PC forever. Now, the good news. My mom promised to give me a huge Sony Bravia TV to use as a PC monitor if I ace the grades. I'm currently doing the opposite but im sure that I'm gonna get that TV in my roonm if I pass with B. The eighth grade ends in three and a half months and that's just about a right amount of time for me to fix my grades. My dad is taking away my laptop today after school but it isn't really a big hit because it doesn't work afterall. It's 1 AM and I'm fucking tired. I can't write very often because I can barely get a hour on a computer in one day. It's a total mess, my parents are constantly pressuring me how I'm not going to go to a good high-school. My mum says I'm going to to be a the garbage-man, if I'm correct. You know what I'm talking about, but anyways, she's talking about that like it's something awful. It isn't the best thing to do for your living but it certanly isn't the worst. You drive around hanging on the back side of a truck loading dumpsters and receiving a higher payment then your friends do because garbage-man job is wery well paid because nobody wants to take it. I sometimes just want to go back to the 7th grade when I had my PC and all my games, but I can't...

Guess what?

2012-02-10T15:04:00.002+01:00

My dad is going to take away my laptop. Reason? Because I overslept my music school. That fucker! He's probably like: "Oh my god, you overslept one day of your music school, you must die!" Why is it such a big deal, even worse-my mum told him that, what a bi**h. She says that it's an the insult to the teacher. I know my teacher very well and I'm sure he isn't going to start bitchin' about that, he's a good, lovable person and I enjoy going to his music school but too bad, it happens to everybody. I received a call from my friend and he asked me for a dual survival on Minecraft. I said that I have more important things to do before dad takes away my laptop and he was like: "Why would he do that?" When I told him the reason, he was thinking the same thing as I. Why? Yesterday, my dad was normal, but after the news my mum told him, he turned from awesome to asshole.
Well, this is probably the last day in this year I see the normal Internet. If he takes away my Pocket PC, I'm going to go to my friend's house and write some of the most awful things I can think of about him on my blog. I'm going make him look like an awful parent in front of his friends, and yes, his friends do read my blog sometimes. If he reads this, he's probably going to try to take down my blog, but I'm not gonna let that son of a bi**h touch my blog. He can be angry, he can be pissed-but he ain't gonna modify my work unless I say so. Just so the world knows. I have a geography test this Monday and I'm not going to learn, on purpose. I will get an F and I will show it to him in his face. "Hey you, yes you-fuck you I got an F!" That day is going to be the best day and the worst day ever at the same time. He says that I am only hurting myself by getting bad grades...Well, why does he care so much about my fu**ing grades if bad grades only hurt me. He says that he doesn't care about grades, he says that he cares how much I learn. He cares my ass, yea, like it's important to him that I learn where are some random mountains located in geography. I'm starting to think that he is enjoying taking away my stuff, maybe it gives him some sick feeling of power, because, if it doesn't-he wouldn't take away my laptop for such dumb little things. I can't help imagining him holding my laptop laughing like an evil scientist, MUAHAHA kind of laugh. Tonight, he's going to come over here, start bitching how he "doesn't like" to take my stuff and then as soon as he leaves, he's gonna call over some friends for coffee and they're going to chat about work and other stuff. He's probably going to say: "Hey dudes, I took my son's laptop!" and they're gonna be like: "Oh yea? Cool story bro." Fuck, even thinking about it pisses me of at an incredibly high level. When I get my own apartment and a stable job that pays enough, I'm going to send him a letter ending with a big "fuck you" and a link to gay porn site. I'm also writing this to remind me of these bad situations when I grow up. Eventually we made a deal. If I learn one song perfectly, he won't take my laptop away, fuck. He gets to choose the song, he's probably going to chose bumblebee's flight.

You saved me!

2012-02-06T19:33:00.000+01:00

This hasn't happened in four years. It's snowing...In Split! This Friday I woke up and noticed the snow outside. I was, like, holy boobies-that's awesome. We didn't have school that Friday and we won't have school until Tuesday. I missed two tests and now I have my mum constantly crapping how I should learn, CONSTANTLY!
"It's free time, use it to learn", she says and "Fuck off", I say. And there is also one thing I must bring up. My dad took my PC away. Crap, just...Crap. Week passed and I'm already missing it. How am I gonna live four months more without my PC. I feel like a part of me is lost, like I lost a best friend-I used it for everything and now it's gone. I have two monitors and set of speakers standing on my table without a use. So let's rehearse, it's snowing but my mum is bullshitting constantly, I'm without a normal PC and we have a shitloads of tests after this break. It isn't really fine and dandy, it sucks-but hey, at least I have my *looks away* laptop. Isn't really good-Intel Core Duo, Radeon Xpress 200M and 800mb of RAM, isn't really too good. Well, at least it has a reasonable graphics chipset. Most if the laptops I've seen have Intel's chipset which is in most cases pretty bad. Looks like I'm stuck with a few games that kinda run on lowest settings. I'm also going to make a video about a first snowday, need some time to get Vegas working on this machine.

Three tests in a row!

2012-02-01T22:31:00.000+01:00

Notice the title? Yep, that's correct-we have three tests, one after another. Today, we had an oral exam from chemistry that I got E from. Tomorrow, we have an oral exam from history (whoopee) and on Friday, we have a test from math. How nice of them. My dad got ill so he didn't take my computer away but he says he will take it away tomorrow. I also forgot to say that I got B from English, although that's not a big surprise. Now, I had a hot cup of coffee to get me going, need to get this exam at least C, lower that that and I'm gonna have my mum blabber all day how I should learn more-I mean, really? We are currently learning some gay Croatian politics stuff. It's really interesting to learn about some dudes running a country, my ass. Look, I'm not saying that every part of history sucks, for example, I love the history of old computers, when did the first Apple computer get invented, how did the graphics look those days, all those specs and tiny details-that's awesome, at least we could learn that in schools. And geography, if we didn't need to learn so many unnecessary things, I'm sure a lot more kids would like it. I can't wait to go to bed and listen to my techno compilation, no better way to go to sleep. I guess I should leave now, I really need to start learning, but it's so hard to start, like starting an engine on a cold morning! It's already 22:30...Need to open that book...

Waving goodbye to my computer again

2012-01-26T20:22:00.001+01:00

The title talks for itself, the Parent-Son war II... This is going to get ugly, do you want to know how it got started? One day, this day, I was checking out griefing videos on youtube and my dad told me he's going to bring a random 200gb hard drive if he finds one at his office. He found it yesterday and told me that he's going to bring it here on Thursday. Now it's Thursday and I called him to ask when is he coming but he said that I have a math exam on Friday and he can't bring the hard drive. I was disappointed but he had to keep teasing with his "go get better grades" shit. We both yelled at each other for quite a long time and it got bored. He lowered his voice and told me some shit that I honestly don't care about. After that he said: "Just don't get bad grades" and I responded: "I will get good grade from math." He started raging how good isn't good enough and when he said that last word of his unlucky sentence, I exploded... I yelled at him "I am going to get a fucking good grade from fucking math!", but it' wasn't just the usual yelling. This was so loud I woke up my dog two rooms away. He just said "goodbye" and I threw my phone against a wall in a burst of rage. The phone was in pieces but, thankfully, it wasn't broken-it's an old SE from 2004, thats also pretty hard to break. I restarted it and I was greeted with a message that was a straight punch in the face. I calmly said to myself: "That son of a b****..." This was outrageous...

Being ill has its bright sides

2012-01-26T01:25:00.000+01:00

Aaah, AAAH, AAAAAH...Oh it was nothi, CHOOO! Yes, this is how my day sounded when I was sick, every-fucking-time... You wake up with a slight throat ache and hour after...There you go-you are ill. It really sucks wasting tons of napkins to wipe my nose everytime I sneeze, even worse, I have a little problem with my nose and I'm always, sneezing like I'm ill. You'd think that this completely sucks, but no-it has it's bright sides and one of them is: I didn't need to go to school today and check out my schedule, we had a block-hour of chemistry today, it's like a perfect timing because I even think that I needed to get an exam today, but instead I stayed at home all day playing games at my fabulous computer that I wub! Speaking of which, my Minecraft is lagging. Yes, on this new pc it is running at 30, 35 FPS and that's really poor, I want it to run at 60 FPS and don't tell me that it's impossible because it's running Skyrim at highest settings without any lag (around 40 FPS) and I think I will either blame Java or faulty drivers, whatever-I will get it fixed!

Parts of my history

2012-01-24T13:42:00.001+01:00

Hello readers, a lot of time has passed since the post about Austria and lot of stuff has happened, I think.
We were in Austria by the time reached 14. I celebrated week later in Split, here, in my hometown.
I invited ONLY my best friends. One of them slept over at my house while the other one had to go the same day he came. I hooked up my computer to the big screen and we played FlatOut Ultimate Carnage with a gamepad. Graphics were on highest and it pretty much felt like playing PS3. AWWYEA! For my birthday I got some money, about 40 bucks. Later, I told mum to put all that money onto my credit card she gave me for New Year. Now, I think I have around 120 bucks on that card and I can't decide what to buy. I have a choice of a new killer Android phone or a gaming Razer keyboard with fancy light-up keys. Guess what I picked. I sometimes just turn my chair and start looking at my computer, of course, it's not the world's best gaming computer but to me, it's really awesome. I just think about how it makes my every day and how I was excited when I got my first PC. It was crappy but it was my own computer, I was proud of it then. I kept upgrading it with better and better parts and now, with this new graphics card, I have my own gaming PC. I started of, I think with a single-core intel CPU, ugly case and my ATI Radeon HD 3600, which-at that time I think I had the best computer in class. Everybody was coming to my house to play latest awesome games and have fun. I just like to think about how it was in the second and third grade, I didn't know how to take care of my PC, so my desktop was really messy, there were lots of programs that didn't work because I deleted them right from the Program Files directory and lots of stuff, actually, I still have that old HardDrive I used in that computer. Man, when I looked at those files-It was like living through it all again. Those crappy flash animations I used to do when I was young in Flash 4 and those calculators in QBasic, it was just awesome seeing it all again. I quickly backed it all up on my, currently used, 500gb Seagate. I also have a few parts of my old computer. I remember using a 1600dpi Microsoft mouse, I loved it, and that cheap MS keyboard that wasn't on USB, all that stuff. I also had an old huge fat CRT monitor and a pair of cheapy speakers. It wasn't really awesome on the outside but it had power on the inside. We used to hold it in the living room, next to the window, later, it got sent to my room. We can go even further in the past. My dad had a good friend who liked all that video editing and recording. One day, he came to my house and recorded me for, memories... I was really small and the VCR was just a bit lower that my head. I had, like 4 years then. I was just waddling around with the Video cassette of a bugs bunny cartoon on it. My dad told me to put in in the VCR, I waddled to the VCR with the smile on my face and on the tip of my toes I put that cassette it, after that I was smiling away waving with my hands around. Everybody thought it was really cute and funny. We also got a recording of me playing on the dad's computer. I was so small, I think I had to climb onto dad's chair to play. Only game it had was bomberman and I always raged when he beat me. My mum used to drive me on the small back seat of her bike. That time it was awesome seeing all the new stuff in the world. We sometimes stopped my Mc'Donalds to eat some of their "poisonous" but yummy burgers. We didn't have balcony and we had a small TV. In that time I was also really interested in everything that emits light, colored or not, I loved it. To this day, I have collected about 20 different pocket lamps and lights, some of them still work. Oh! I forgot to mention, then, we still had a slow modem connection of 56kbps, but it was still internet. My face when I first saw internet...I think I had around 4 years. Later, my dad used to take me to his office where connection was one of the fastest in Split. How much changed in the last 6 years of my life. Who knows what will change in the time I reach 18...

Back from Austria

2012-01-18T00:25:00.001+01:00

Hey guys, I'm Back! Since I couldn't write directly to blog from Austria, every day I wrote
an article offline and then after 7 days, today-I upload it here. It may not be exactly 7 days
but it's somewhere around that. So... Let's see...

Departing Day (Split to Zagreb, Friday)
We departed from Split and our destination is Zagreb. My cousins are waiting for us there.
I downloaded 100 techno songs compilation for me and my dad to listen in car. When we departed
I tried playing those songs but, whoops! Our car audio player doesn't read THAT kind of MP3's.
I don't know why, I think because of the too high bitrate but I don't care since I pulled
out my laptop, connected it to the car, I started playing music from the laptop and then
I closed the laptop and the music was playing from our car speakers. After that, our
car looked like a whole spy agency, we had, like, 5 or 6 long wires laying around the car!
The wind was blowing and the situation was pretty bad because main tunnel leading straight to
Zagreb was closed because of strong wind. We got pissed and turned around. We took an old shitty
road, an alternative way to Zagreb. After about 3 hours of techno madness, we got back on the
main road. After that we got to Zagreb pretty fast. My older cousin and I played Minecraft in LAN.

Trip pause Day (Zagreb, Saturday)
I got up in about 10 in the morning, had breakfast and all that usual stuff.
This was a pretty usual day. In the night me and my cousin tried to play Minecraft again
but this time something got fucked about the LAN so I spent about 2 hours fixing that fucker.
It finally worked, we hosted the server on dad's netbook and played the game on our laptops.

Departing day (Zagreb-Austria, Sunday)
We departed early in the morning. I played games on my laptop until it's battery god depleted and
then I played my NDS. We stopped on half of the trip to eat something and for me to grab my laptop's
charger. We continued our trip and I plugged in my laptop in the car with the help of an AC 12-220v car
converter. We got to Austria around 3 o' clock in the afternoon and got to our apartment at about 4.
That one hour we wasted searching for the agency for the apartment keys. When we came, everybody
found a place to rest their heads. We had lunch and we played some family games. After that it
was bedtime again.

Day 1 (in Austria, Monday)
We went skiing around 10 o' clock in the morning. After a few runs on the baby track I started feeling
sick and I almost fainted. We went to the restaurant for a cup of tea. After that we went to the big track.
I crashed myself so hard, both of my skiis detached and I rolled down the slope. Me and my dad wasted around
10 minutes trying to attach the skiis back. Later he had a great lunch at another restaurant near. When we came
back to our apartment everybody grabbed their gadgets and started playing shit. Minutes later my two cousins started
fighting over some stupid shit, I don't remember. It has gotten worse and it was starting to be a real girl fight.
I took my older cousin's Galaxy Tab and recorded the whole thing. I was told to not put it up on the internet so
it won't go here. The day ended with younger cousin punished.

Day 2 (Tuesday)
This time we gone to Flachau for skiing, not to Flachau-Winkl like we used to. Tracks were kickass.
I crashed a few times, got up and continued driving. That's all good.
We wanted to return home but there were no busses for Flachau-Winkl, we waited, like, a half an hour or
more outside. Later we just called a cab. When we came home my two cousins had a fight again and the
fight ended up with the younger cousin getting punished again. It's getting a bit lonely without
internet here. Most of my free time here I spend wandering around the apartment or watching german TV channels.
I am starting to think that this trip is going to be a waste of money. We had a killer dinner, just to note.

Day 3 (Wednesday)
It's getting really bad here without internet. I started waiting near windows with my laptop just praying for
some wireless signal. Let me tell you - there's none! It's just so boring here, it's just starting to...Suck ass.
Oh, look! We have Simpsons on the TV, yay let's watch Simpsons, in german! I love not understanding a single fucking word they say!
It's so fun here, my legs hurt from 3 hours of skiing, it's really awesome lying in bed, doing nothing but watch the ceiling!
This trip is really killer! I'm going to remember this all my life. There's one more thing...This was all sarcasm...

Day 4 (Thursday)
Must...Connect...Internet...Gasp! It's so boring here! We go skiing, that's all fun and ok but when we return home, it's a disaster!
I'm bored out of my mind! My two cousins are fighting over Galaxy Tab while I'm listening to my techno compilation for the 9001th time!
That's about the only thing you can do here, listen to my Walkman or play games on NDS or laptop.
That may sound like a whole entertainment system but it gets boring really fast without internet.
I am planning to go WLAN hunting with my cousins tomorrow. Nearby caffe bars have WLAN.

Day 5 (Friday)
Just one more day and hello, computers,games,fast internet! Homework... We are leaving this snowland on sunday morning and I kinda can't wait.
We went skiing, my legs hurt like hell...It's like an every other day. We came home, and of course, we went WLAN Hunting. It was snowing and
there we were, carrying unprotected tech worth about 2000$, on snowy night! We came to the nearby ski centre and all of our tech worked, nothing got fucked.
We found free WLAN but it got turned off minute after we connected, those bastards! We came back, all wet and sad. I grabbed my NDS and started playing
those few games I had. I also must note that I am close to beating StarFox Command! Graphics are one of the best I have ever seen on NDS and action
factor is totally tits! I might do a review and It's probably going to contain spoilers so be prepared.

Day 6 (saturday)
Aww yea, last day here! I am getting back to Split, to school... Damnit! We went skiing a bit later
because of the snow falling. I said that I will go down one hill 8 times and then go
back to the apartment. I just wanted to finish this so I didn't really care about the basic rules of skiing, of course-that means I crashed a fuckload of times. One time I fell out of the main track
and crashed into the big pile of snow nearby, got up and continued. After, like, 4 times-we
went to the local restaurant to eat something. Fried potatoes with chicken nuggets, yay! After a great meal we went back to the track, it was snowing like hell and
I have gone down just 1 more time and then me and my older cousin went to the apartment.
I continued beating StarFox while she was reading a book about Steve Jobs. We are leaving
tomorrow and I have to get my stuff ready, our cars are full of snow and I think we are going to leave about 10 in the morning.

Off to Austria

2012-01-06T00:24:00.010+01:00

Well, guys-I am going to Austria this friday and I will not post posts for 7 days, because, I am in Austria and since I'm roaming-I can't afford going on the internet. Just wanted to say bye and that I will see you in 7 days. I also got Zombe Mod for Minecraft! Yay, hack all day!
Blogger is again jerking around with fonts. Damnit, google!

Sweet baby Jesus, new GFX card, holy shit!

2011-12-30T02:28:00.004+01:00

AWWW YEAAA! It's here, my new ATI Radeon HD 6790! It literally runs every game I have at it's highest settings (with anti-aliasing) with a framerate of never under 30FPS! I didn't even expect it to run Crysis 2 at highest but holy fuck, Crysis 2 is stable at around 40FPS, AT ALL TIMES! I wasted four hours just watching this card run all my games. Dirt 3 benchmark yelded great results! Minimal framerate was 32FPS! When my dad came home with that new card, I almost shed a tear. It was really beautiful... My best friend is coming over to see this thing run Crysis 2! It's gonna be that "Holy sweet crap, how is this possible?!" moment. I can't wait for tomorrow! I'm gonna play my games all day!

Lots of great presents!

2011-12-26T01:49:00.001+01:00

Merry Christmas everybody, I am a bit late (1h), I know but thats all tolerable. Me and my dad went to my grandma for lunch. My cousins came from Zagreb and it's a full house! Grandma and my cousins gave me around 60 bucks and a chocolate, a standard Christmas gift-now when I came home-I was greeted with my other grandma and grandpa, my mum's and mine good friend, his mother and others. Now-my other grandma also gave me around 60 bucks-that meant I have 120 bucks, my mum is gonna give me around 30 bucks so that's 150 bucks for Christmas-Holy shit, and guess what? I am going to buy a new graphics card on this tuesday! Yeah, ATI Radeon HD 6670-here I come! Dude, it's gonna play Skyrim at everything highest without no lag! I am so excited and I just can't hide it! My best friend came here and we played Garry's mod in LAN, we made fireworks, kickass cars with nitro and all that good shit! New year is gonna be awesome and after new year, I'm going to Austria! It's a 3X Kickassness Combo! I might get a new Android phone? We will see...

Getting ready for Xmas

2011-12-20T21:27:00.003+01:00

Hello everybody, I just wanted to let you know that we're getting ready for Christmas! You can already hear the firecrackers exploding outside! This is so awesome! Mum got ourselves a fake Christmas tree, because we don't want the real one-fake one can be reused! I don't think there will be any kickass presents this year because I just feel that...Somehow... I was just watching a youtube video about SOPA planning to take down shitloads of websites just because they have a bit of copyrighted material and it's not gonna happen. Just think about it, Youtube being taken down, Facebook being taken down, Deviantart, MySpace, Twitter and many others. Imagine the mess it would make, there would be craploads of pissed off Internet users on the streets and I don't think that government wants that. Just type SOPA in youtube and you will find lots of videos with angry users, there are millions of them-that means that millions of people don't want that to happen and since million seems like a big number, I think that Sopa bill is not gonna pass, it's just kinda, impossible. Yay for the internet!

Just five more days of school

2011-12-19T01:06:00.000+01:00

Hello readers, you may have noticed that I haven't posted a post for quite a long time. Well, sorry for that, I was really busy with school trying to get my grades bit better and brighter because my dad took my computer away. I'm using my laptop for everything now and it gets the job done. About 10 games should keep me entertained until Wednesday, the day my computer is returning. Mum wanted to take away my laptop too but I did not let that happen, well, that happened. She took it away and she hid it somewhere in the house. Since my laptop and my NDS (yes, she did hide it too) were gone, I got bored to death and I started searching around the house. Luckily, I found the NDS and the laptop pretty fast, she put them under the sofa. Later she found out that I found my laptop but she didn't care. Aww Yea! Notice the title? Yup, that's correct, my school finishes in 5 days and continues in 2 weeks. I am happy as hell because we are going to be in Austria the week the school starts, so one week of school less for me! I am planning a LAN marathon with my friend for New Year! A whole night of gMod, Left 4 Dead, Atomic Bomberman and more! It's gonna be kickass!

Going mobile

2011-12-02T16:31:00.001+01:00

Hello fellow readers, FYI I'm writing this post from my Xperia X1 with Android on it. Just a short post to test thos app.

Grades keep getting worse

2011-11-24T00:18:00.000+01:00

My grades... Are the problem... Again... I have a lot of updates to do here so let me finish that first.
I got 4 and 1 form physics, she gave us two grades for one test. 4 was theory and 1 was the problem solving. She gave me 1 because I only wrote measure units at the end of the problem. I got more bad grades from geography and I got 4 from history. I also calculated that in a pretty bad scenario, my average score will be 3.5 and thats 4 which is good. I downloaded Skyrim, the game everybody is talking about. The game is just awesome. Plays about @12FPS constant on almost highest which is playable. I don't play games unless they are presented in their best form. Anyways, school holidays are coming soon as excepted and I just have to try to get best grades as possible, which I'm failing at. We had a chemistry test today, I wrote pretty bad. I don't know about this year, what is going to happen in the future? Don't want to think about that now. Sorry for not updating my blog fast enough. There are much chores to do, will try to update once in a week...

Geography strikes again

2011-11-06T14:55:00.000+01:00

Ahh yes, my old nemesis, geography... I was looking at my grades from geography and I noticed two F's and one E, that is, two 1's and one 2. Half of the class got really similar grades, one dude from my class hit a school desk, making it fly about 2 meters from him. Half of the class rage-quitted when they found out that geography is fucking up their final average grade, including me. What is this, is this some kind of teacher's revenge on us because we didn't bring our maps a few times? Our classmaster (like a headmaster but for a class) had to leave because somebody died, I think and we got a replacement teacher. The big problem here is-the classmaster was also a physics teacher that should have been grading our tests, but now, our replacement teacher is going to grade our tests and we don't know the grades althrough two weeks passed since I did that test. I am quite scared about my grades because dad promised me two new graphics cards if I pass eighth grade with a shiny A!
If I pass with any other grade, I'm screwed, forget the graphics cards then. If I keep getting bad grades, I might finish eighth grade with 4/5 and that means that I will be stuck with these two ATI Radeon HD 3600 graphics cards. They aren't too bad but one thing is sure...They hate anti-aliasing. I need to have lunch now, more updates coming...Soon...

Lots of updates

2011-10-30T23:29:00.001+01:00

Hey, sorry for not posting anything for a bit longer time, we have lots of exams and it's pretty hard but now we have two extra days to rest our heads because it's some weird holiday and we don't have school until wednesday. My best friend had a birthday party month ago and I gave him a new graphics card. ATI Radeon HD 3600, it plays COD4 like pacman on highest settings. My dad said that if I finish eighth grade with an excellent grade (5) he will buy me TWO super expensive graphics cards with 2+ GB video memory. That shit is going to run Crysis 2 like pacman. I also must note that I VAC pwned me on CS:S! I was hacking like a boss until one day I received a message saying that I was banned...Forever. I'm so pissed, couldn't those assholes atleast give you a two-month warning ban, now, tell me, who didn't want to try hacking sometimes, who didn't want to gain advantage over other players, nobody! Almost everybody hacked, at least once and VAC just bans you. You try to send them a letter, they will just say that you're banned forever. What asses, I hope the "warning-ban" system gets introduced soon because this is just shit. I've watched some guy on youtube hacking on CS:S and I'm impressed. His hax are amazing, once, he managed to get banned in 22 seconds. I'm so going to get cracked CS 1.6 and hack on it because they can't ban my steam account then, anyways, I got a few bad grades at school and we had a physics exam last week. I think I'm gonna get an A from that exam, like the past year, in seventh grade, I got A from physics. All those good grades contribute to the new grafx card, I'm so happy! I forgot to say that I got an F from math, my dad didn't take my pc away and I hope things will get better if I get A on that physics test.

Blog improvement

2011-10-21T01:56:00.000+02:00

Yo dudes, I was reading my older posts and I noticed a lot of grammar errors and just plain stupid jokes and rants. I spent about an hour fixing all that up and now it's done. I want this blog to be serious and fun to read.
I know nobody likes CAPS and I was using caps constantly in my older posts. I was ranting too much and I was just like a dumb 8-year old, sorry for that. I try to improve on my behaviour on this blog, and I'm trying to write interesting and fun articles. No more caps and that shit, no more screaming. Notice how late it is? I should totally be in bed right now. Well, I'm going to bed right now... *yawn*

We're going to Austria! Again!

2011-10-18T23:12:00.000+02:00

I freaked out when my dad told me that we're going to Austria on theese winter holidays. Last time it was awesome without a laptop, but this time, with the laptop, it will be fucking perfect! My cousins from Zagreb are also coming with us, again. My dad told me that he will buy me a new camera for my 14-th birthday! We are still choosing the camera and searching for the best option. Now, unfortunately, we still have to survive almost 2 months of school and let me tell 'ya, 8th grade is nothing like 7th grade. Although it doesn't seem like a big difference, it actually is. I have two tests and one oral exam this week! And oral exam is from chemistry. Chemistry teacher forgot that she graded us one week ago, like testing the whole class isn't enough. We have a few nerds (real nerds) in class that always have great grades, well, one of them got 2/5 from chemistry. I am truly stunned. While I was in 6th grade I expected chemistry to be fun and exciting to learn, instead it's sickly boring. It's like math, but a little bit different. Same shit, different package. And now you will also see why is my chemistry teacher an assface. We haven't finished all lessons from 7th grade in...7th grade. Now why haven't we finished those lessons-ask the teachers-it's their problem. Now that assface decided to continue 7th grade lessons in 8th grade, but whoops, I already gave my books to a friend. When I heard what we need to do, I almost started reging and screaming in class because I was so angry at her! Something was preventing me from doing that...She said that we must bring 7th grade books to 8th grade, she said it on the last day of the school. She said it on the last day of school. Now, imagine yourself as a happy 7th grader waiting for school to finish on a last day. Would you remember that? Hell no! I literally didn't give two warm turds about what she said on the last day of school, because it was...Well...Last day of school! And like me, most of the students also didnt give two warm turds about that so on the beginning of the 8th grade she got angry and we were all like: "Oh you said it, too bad I forgot it." Frankly she didn't start raging and giving F's to everyone in class but she could have atleast tried to find a better day to tell us that boring crap, not last day. Aniways, oral exam is tomorrow and I don't have a book from 7th grade. Im pretty much fucked. I also got F from english because I didn't learn some gay-ass letter from a book. Now, it isn't all that black, I got two B's from math and I'm waiting for the third math test to be graded. Grades are going to be told one the same day new math tests are being handed out. What is with all theese tests. I feel like Chell from Portal and math teacher must be Glados, she constantly needs to test. I'm not blabbering lies, Glados said that she constantly needs to test in...I think Portal 2? I dunno. I called my friend to see what do we have from homework. He asked me am I learning chemistry and I said "No?" He asked what the hell is wrong with me? Now, he get's straight A's and B's from almost everything and he tells me he doesn't even try. This time he is learning chemistry an 9 'o clock in the night. This is going to be one hard-ass exam...

Real Steel movie

2011-10-16T23:50:00.001+02:00

I watched Real Steel on saturday and the movie is fucking perfect. You have to watch it! It's a mix of robot fighting, comedy, more fighting and explosions. FX and CG is great! I totally enjoyed the movie. I love all that techy stuff and this movie was like made for me! I started crying in the final fight because I was so happy and I didn't know how it's gonna end, my heart was beating, I was so excited it's was a perfect movie. It starts off slowly and after half an hour it starts to get to some more serious action and in the final half an hour of the movie, it gets really hard to watch without your heart pumping like you've ran a marathon. After that me and my dad visited Mc' Donalds for some junk and we headed back home. Awesome day. School is tomorrow and in my next post I'm gonna write a sentence that made me go crazy when my dad told it to me.

A punishment for a bad grade

2011-10-13T16:33:00.000+02:00

It's thursday and math test's are being handed out tomorrow. I fucked up on this one, I think I might get 3/5 or even 2/5. If I'm that unlucky, I will get 1/5 but I don't think I solved it that bad. Night before the test, me and my dad were learning math-well, I was learning math and he was teaching me math. He got pissed off and he said that if I don't get 4/5, he will take my PC away. Three days have passed since I solved the test and he said that we will think of some punishment. He said that I can pick the punishment but he will approve or disapprove it. I'm totally not gonna say: "Dad, take my PC away!" so I'm thinking of a punishment... For myself... My NDS? My Laptop? I don't think so. I use my PC all the time, for everything. I wouldn't even notice if he took away my laptop for a few days because I only use my laptop when I'm on the trip or in bed. I wonder what the punishment will be...

500 views celebration + Top 10 PC games

2011-09-30T13:48:00.000+02:00

Sweet baby Jesus, I got 500 views! Thank you, readers! I love to see that people are reading my blog.
And, as a tradition-I am going to do a celebration of some kind. This time it will be top 10 PC games and a short review for every one of them! This might be the longest post I have ever written. Now, I love these games but some people may not. It's up to you if you want to trust my reviews or IGN's reviews. I have all the games I review here, and I played them all. So, let's begin!

10. Flatout Ultimate Carnage
   What to say? Who can trash more cars? If you like realistic games filled with explosions and shit, then this is the game for you! It's fast and fun! Nice party game too! Lots of realistic maps and cars. The game is really good. Sound? High quality explosions and crashes, turn the volume up, attach your PC to the big TV and you will almost feel like you're really there!

9. The Sims 3
   One of the most realistic life-simulations I have ever seen, althrough it has some problems. Graphics are good as excepted. Real time shadows, great textures, water shading, it has it all! Sims talk like grown-up babies because of their "language". Gameplay? Nice but the most fun part of the game is creating your Sim. After a few months, it can get a bit boring.

8. Worms Reloaded
   It's a turn-based shoot 'em up! Game is fun for kids and for some adults. Graphics are 2D/3D. Landscape is 2D and backgrounds are 3D. Game feels really neat and textures are really clean. No jaggy edges and that shit. It supports all kinds of multiplayer-1v1, Team vs. Team, Forts and more! Game is pretty addicting and it shouldn't get boring. You can download custom maps and mak your own sound banks! Game is really customisable. I have the original from steam!

7. Garry's Mod
     It's a mod for Source engine games. You can do all kinds of weird shit there! You get a lot of tools, objects and a physgun. It's a gun...Used for moving stuff. GMod is a lot of fun, great time-killer too. Many people have created 5 minute movies and cartoons using this mod and a screen capture program.

6. Unreal Tournament 3
     Shoot, and shoot again! It's a bloody game. You will see blood everywhere. You kill someone and they explode into lots of bloddy, cut off body parts! There is a weapon called "Flak cannon" and it shoots out little fiery pieces of something. Its like a frag grenade. It can also shoot bombs, and lemme tell you, when you hit someone with that bomb, the game turns into a fucking blood-fest. Legs and arms flying everywhere! Graphics are extraordinary! The Unreal Engine makes it all possible. No, it has really impressive graphics-no shit! A great shoot 'em up for lan parties and online gaming.

5. Portal 2
   You get a gun that shoots holes that you can go through. Graphics are sickly good, almost like UT3! Game is almost perfect, I finished the game 2 times! I must say it's a hard motherfucking game. Storyboard, sound, graphics, gameplay? All are awesome!

4. Crysis 2
   Omg... CoD 6*50! Graphics are insanely, sickly, incredibly fucking awesome! It's like watching a fucking movie! I never knew graphics could be that advanced! It's just...wow... Damn... The game is holy shit! Great, GREAT action and story. Only downfall is, you need a darn fast PC to run it and I can say that it runs like 15 FPS on highest here. Im proud of my PC :3

3. Minecraft
     Survive, build & enjoy! This game is darn addicting! You have, like, infinite options! You can build anything! Some people say that graphics are shit but I say, it's that certain Minecraft style and feel so piss off.

2. Audiosurf
     Almost perfect audio-based indie game! Su fun and great-looking. Everything is based off the aufio. When you play a song-you have to collect colored blocks and avoid grey blocks. If you play a fast song, you get a fast, intense experience and if you play Beethoven, you will get a relaxed experience. Simple and fun!

1. Unreal Tournament 2004
   How did you guess? I say, it's shoot 'em up at it's best. I would also say it's a perfect game. It's bloody fun! It also has a shitload of blood! Fucking fun! Best LAN game in my entire library of games! How can you go wrong with bloody shooting game? You can't! It's heaven on your screen! Go get it right now!

I'm thinking about buying the original game because it's so good and it managed to get to the first place of this review! Thanks, developers and good bye everyone.

Initial math test? WIN!

2011-09-24T02:17:00.000+02:00

I got 4/5 at that initial math test. My dad is getting me a new monitor! I already have a dual-monitor setup, but this time-two monitors will be the same size. I'm starting to think that 8th grade won't be so hard afterall? No, just a fake hope. 8th grade is hard as dried shit. Even harder that the dried shit. Chemistry makes it unbearably hard! It's fucked up! Chemistry is bullshit, well, kinda... It's pretty damn late-I should be going to bed. Tomorrow, it's gonna be awesome. My friend is coming over tomorrow.
He may "Sleep" over. Yes, we may even sleep! LOL!

Initial math test

2011-09-23T12:32:00.000+02:00

We had an initial math test few days ago and I think I've done it nicely. Two problems unsolved out of...I think... Ten? I dunno, but anyways they are uncovering the test results today and I'm feeling dizzy. Is it gonna be good, or is it gonna be bad, I don't know. If I fail, my dad is going to take my computer away and I totally don't want that to happen. Even worse, I recently got a second screen. Im constantly using my PC for something and If they take it away, it's gonna be really ass. I can only hope...

First day of school.

2011-09-12T14:29:00.000+02:00

School hasn't even started and I can't wait for it to end. Every day we have, like, 5 or 6 subjects! Insane!
But...There is something happy about this day... MINECRAFT 1.8 should be out today! I can't fucking wait. But, I won't be an asshole, and I won't start saying that Mojang should speed up and that crap. I am sure they are working hard to deliver me and other people new Minecraft updates. Anyways, I made this video where we celebrate ending of the first day of school. Check it out :D

School begins today...

2011-09-11T22:04:00.001+02:00

My reaction:

New PC Accessories

2011-09-10T02:02:00.001+02:00

OI MATES! I got myself a gaming mouse and a gaming mouse pad! It's HUGE! The mouse... It's fucking brilliant. Now check this out. I got the huge mouse pad and the mouse for about 30$. Now, if I chose Razor mouse and mouse pad, it would cost around 200-300$! Sweet baby Jesus, it's fucking expensive! Now, the mouse is Trust GXT 14, and it won my heart instantly. Design is just great. Just makes you wanna move your cursor all over the screen like a fucking idiot. It has a button to toggle the speed too. I will soon post the whole PC configuration info. I am stunned when I found out that my whole PC, along with all the accessories costs about 500$! Holy cow man! Now, it isn't crappy. It plays CoD 6 on max settings (CoD 4 too). I'd say, it's a pretty good PC.

Checkdisk a day keeps the corruption away

2011-08-28T16:01:00.000+02:00

In the previous post i mentioned that my laptop crashes at startup. I was scared, thinking that my motherboard is fried, but no. Just a few corrupted sectors on my HDD. After an hour long chkdsk the laptop started up and I am using it right now. Btw, I am in Zagreb now. My cousins are coming here today. So to clear the confusion. I am living in Spit. I came here as an guest but my cousins are now away. They will arrive soon to Zagreb. So, any questions? I don't think so... Were currently staying at theri house and that's konda our safehouse. It's nice here, the air is a lot crappier but it's breathable...Like I have a choice, lol. Sometimes I realise how lucky I am. I have almost guaranteed food every day, I have an semi-awesome laptop, I have a gaming computer and a safe place to sleep. Now compare me to the kids in Africa. Not all are poor, but those who are can barely find clean food and water to eat. They don't have much clothes to wear on cold days. And they can't even dream about a computer. But they still live. That just goes to sow show can people surive in such bad conditions. They don't need a state-of-the-art PC to have fun. They make a ball out of anything they find. My dad told me that a ball made out of all kinds of old t-shirts and torn up clothes was an awesome thing in his time. I must say wow. I would freak out if somebody took my laptop and computer away. My PC is only thing I didn't forget after using it for 1 month. It's never boring when you have a computer. There is always something to do. You never run out of options when you have a computer and a connection to an internet. I could waste like four hours a day on Memebase and Failblog. Internet is my conection with the world. It's so much fun. Armor Games, Kongerate, Facebook, Blogger... So many options... So many possibilities...

Minecraft Server Realcraft.no-ip.org

2011-08-26T15:20:00.002+02:00

Me and my friend started a small Minecraft server. It's Bukkit, not Vanilla. Bukkit supports plugins and I liikeee plugins! Server has only about 4-5 people daily and it isn't popular because I don't feel like advertising it. But I changed my mind. Try to connect at realcraft.no-ip.org sometimes. We need new players. Server isn't 24-7 but I am working on it. This server contains lots of noobish houses and a few nice buildings. I am working on putting some pixelart in it. We already have a huge "PornHub" banner up in the air. Pics should be up soon.
I made a nice 1280x1024 wallpaper to advertise a server a bit. Server unfortunately has a 10 player limit because my PC is a gaming beast, but it still isn't NASA. My parents don't have infinite money ^^.
My laptop also crashes without a reason at startup. I am super pissed off at it but as we all know, being pissed off at somerthing won't help. Dad got me this nifty APC Back-UPS to keep the computer (and server) alive when the power's gone. School is starting soon too. It's that feeling when all your worst nightmares are coming back to you. You remember all the torturing you had to go trough. You start wondering: "Why did I spend my summer so bad?" I was Minecrafting all day long every day of the summer. You see how time passes fast. Everything is comming back to you. Everything is going to be the same as in the 7th grade. You just want to...cry. It's an catasthrophic feeling. Like you know you are going to be killed but you can't do nothing about it except wait, wait, wait... Wait for the moment. When the school starts, I can't imagine how bad I will feel. No more Minecraft all day. No more Far cry 2. No more sleeping 'till 11 'o clock. Everything is gone. Huh, huh... There is something good about this, IT'S 8th GRADE MOTHERFUCKER! AFTER THIS, THERE WILL BE NO MORE ELEMENTARY SHIT, WERE GOING PRO! My dad says that judging from my grades I could go to technical high-school. There we learn all the crap I love. Computers, electronics and crap. I know I am gong to have to learn shit again but atleast the shit I am going to learn is going to be some darn interesting shit. I just have to get used to learning shit. Your whole life is shitty in some way but I am not going to go emo now so this post is done for...

Unreal Tournament 2004+3 review

2011-08-16T02:58:00.001+02:00

Doin' another game review...Yeah...This time I will review two games. Unreal Tournament 2004 and 3. FYI Unreal tournament 3 is newer that 2004. I think it was released in 2010 or 2009. Let's start off with UT 2004. What to say, it can't get any better. It's fucking awesome. When the game loads it should say: "WARNING: This game contains large amounts of awesomness, play with caution!" It really is great. I have a bit older but good laptop. Fujitsu-Siemens Li 1720. Since it's a bit older, I don't think it could handle any newer games so I did a little search and I found a few games that my laptop likes. One of them was Unreal Tournament 2004. I was thinkin' like WTF that game must have crappy graphics and all that shit. But I was horribly wrong. I downloaded the game and I was amazed. Graphics are almost the same as UT 3, and my laptop loved it. FPS is around 24 most of the time! Unreal engine will never dissapoint! This game has the fastest, hottest, most furious "shoot those motherfuckers up" action. Maps, they got that covered... It has around 30 maps for every type of game. We have "Deathmatch", "Capture the Flag" and lots more to keep you playing 'till 4 AM. Game amazes me, every time I play it a think: "this was made in 2004" and I get all amazed. It's a masterpiece for it's time. With a few modifications and add-ons, it could easily win the "Game of the year" competition for 2011. It won the "GOTY" competition. Let the Basshunter play while you are playing UT 2004 and you will have quite an expirience. Maps are terrific! Lightning is done so well it's just...Damn! Based on my reviev you would be running to your local game store but wait! The game has a few flaws. The graphics aren't 2011 like so if you're a "graphics-make-the-game" kind of person then don't buy this game. Graphics are mindblowing for 2004,2006-hell even 2009 but not for 2011. Sound FX are really repetitive too. When you start shooting someone, they go:"AH,AH,YAH,AH,NO,AH,NO,NO,BWAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*" It's really funny somehow, how players in UT 2004 scream but their face remains "Like a boss!" mode. Still a great game! I would say 8/10 and I'm not generous. Now UT 3. It's like an lot improwed version of UT 2004 but it also has some flaws. Sound FX isn't repetitive and it's done well this time but it lacks maps on some game modes, and it also lacks game modes. Maps are done great though. Graphics here are mindblowing for 2012, holy shit! Bump-mapping, sub-textures, real-time reflections and all that crap that makes the game holy shit to play. So why to explain the same game twice? UT2004 and UT3 are almost same in core, but only graphics and sounds have been changed. Vehicles have been added in UT3. I would say 7/10-point lower than UT2004 because it lacks maps and gamemodes. Now it's time for me to continue playing UT 2004!
*Cracks up Basshunter*
*Fires up UT 2004*
*Start's playin'*
AWWWWWWWWWYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Crazy night in Drvenik

2011-08-13T00:03:00.001+02:00

Guess where am I? Oh, it says it right up there. We're in Drvenik! A small island also in Croatia. We rarely get out of our country. We usually go to Zagreb or some random island... We decided to visit Drvenik because it's really nice and we have a house there, two houses to be exact but the second one doesn't even have power. We have to light the fucking candles to see anything in the dark. Also... HAIL TO THE LAPTOPS! They have batteries (no shit Sherlock)! Now, we arrived at about five 'o clock in the afternoon and we headed to our first house. Wait! We? Yes! I invited my two cousins and a friend to join the fun at the island that can't even provide an UMTS internet. Yeah, this place is really 21. century! Now, about the night. It was ten 'o clock in the night and we went to the city center. Not the shopping center, lol. We bought a few ice creams and we walked all the way to the end of the...Center. Now on the return, we missed the turn and we continued the walking the wrong way. We were too lazy to turn our asses and return so we turned at the wrong turn thinking: "It's all the same..." but it's not. As we were walking it was getting more and more weird. We didn't know where are we going but we continued bravely. All of the sudden, a wild asshole, pissed off, crazy old woman appears out of nothing and starts yelling shit! She started telling that we shouldn't be here, that this is a private property. We were confused but after she stopped crapping about private property we left and minute after we bursted into a good loud laugh althrough we were pissed off. When we were near our house, my friend decided to do something... He was so pissed that he yelled: "Shove your private property up your ass and suck my cock!". We were laughing like maniacs, awesome feeling! When somebody pisses you off for good and then you start raging! Also, before the angry old woman, before the wrong turn, before the ice cream, when we have just entered the city center-some kid started raging, thelling us: "This is my house, this is my car..." hahahah! We were looking at him like "What the fuck???" Dude... You could call this island...RAGE ISLAND! Everybody is pissed about their property somehow. Some old bi**ch starts shitting about stuff that I don't give two shits about, some ten year old dude starts telling shit about his house and stuff, like what the hell? Like, someone has a barely standing house made of cobblestone and a car that's barely working but whatever it is, it's their and if you get even near it, they get fucking pissed! This is the only first night in Drvenik and I can barely think of what shit can happen here. My friend is planning an another revenge on that pissed off old woman. He's one insanely pissed off motherfucker! I wonder what will he do...

Huge thuderstorm and a few news

2011-07-25T02:00:00.001+02:00

Hey, hey, HEY! Crash is back for more bloggin'. I was in my weekend house yesterday and when I woke up, I heard rain. I quickly ran to my window to check is it something special or is it just an average rainy day. Hell no!
It was raining icecubes and thunders were striking tirelessly. Without even thinking what to do, I grabbed my camera and started filming. Dad decided to be an asshole so he sneaked behind me and right when the thunder struck he scared the living shit out of me by screaming at the right moment. I continued filming while the thunderstorm was getting stroger and louder. I decided to leave the house, just to get better quality footage.
In a few moments, I was in my backyard filming thunders. Luckily, my camera didn't get wet because our lower balcony is protected from the rain by the upper floor. Dad didn't want any trouble, so he turned off all the safety fuses for the house. While I was filming, a HUGE lightning struck down. It was literally HUGE! Not like other ones. That lightning, followed by a one second long epic silence, produced such a BOOM that I yelled: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!". It shook the whole house. It was like a mini earthquake. It was the loudest thunder I ever witnessed. Hour after, thunderstorm decided to stop. I went to the upper floor to play Minecraft. But something was wrong. I couldn't start the computer. Oh, silly me! The safety fuses were off! I ran down the stairs to turn them on again. Minute after I was back to play some Minecraft. But I still couldnt start the computer. WTF ROFLMAO?! I called my dad to help out. After a few quick tests we realised that power was out. Neighbours had the same problem. Friggin' power got back after six bloody hours. Finally, I sat down and played some Minecraft. Dad also gave me this awesome thirty year old keyboard that makes really loud clicking noises while you type. Awesome. My two girl cousins also came back.

Summer days

2011-07-17T12:41:00.002+02:00

You may be asking yourself why am I doing so many reviews lately? I will tell you. It is summer and I don't have any chores. Every day is the same. I get up at 11:30 in the moning and I turn on my PC. I waste pretty much a whole day on a computer except I go out to the beach with my friends sometimes. I dont have anything to write about because nothing new is happening and I want to keep this blog fresh and awesome. Now, I must say that days are damn hot, you can pass out if you go out in the middle of the day. All that heat is affecting my PC's performance too. Fans can't cool the CPU good enough so the CPU must lower it's strenght in order to not overheat. I got around that pretty easy. I opened my PC and I put a HUGE fan right next to it. While I play COD 6 I crank up the fan's power. It cools down my computer pretty well, and it isn't too loud either! For me, that's a pretty cheap solution althrough it looks more nerdy and kinda dumb than cool. I am just returning from the village Zvečanje! It wasn't too boring. I got a shitload of games on my laptop including FarCry and Half-life 2. I am also working on my third song. After a five or six more songs, I will make an album. I don't think it will sell good but I don't care either, I make songs because I like making songs, not because I wan't to make myself some moneyyyyy... Dad told me he will get me my own custom CMS website if I finish an album. All songs will be Techno. Techno Forever!!! You can check my songs an my youtube account. So..Go check it out!

400 views celebration+Duke Nukem 4Ever Review

2011-07-08T22:56:00.001+02:00

400 views guys! Thanks for reading my blog dudes. I am really happy to know that someone is actually reading my crap. Keep readin', there will be a lot more reviews and ranting for you! Maybe we will push it to 500 views and more? We'll see... Anyways, lets get on with the review! Some people say the game is horrible and crappy. I totally disagree! The game is THE SHIZZ! I am no huge fan of Duke Nukem games, but I like them. Duke Forever has some flaws but it's a fucking good shoot 'em up game. It has a lot of sexy chicks, boobies and classic Duke stuff. "It's time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum...And I'm all out of guuuuummm..." Love it!
However, the game unfortuntely has some seriously boring missions. I'm not going to be Mr.Spoiler, go get the game at thepiratebay.org and play is yourself. Controls are kinda' shitty but it's quite playable after you get used to it. At the beginning of the game you will notice the game uses Unreal engine! I am really happy to see that because UE=Damn good graphics. I'm not shitting, graphics are really impressive! Sound and music are ok. Duke Nukem Atomic theme is playing as an elevator music, hahah. The game's overall score is 4/5. Jokes are flaweless, Duke looks good, music is okay. Bad part is...Few missions are dumb and...The game just doesn't have something. You feel like something is missing but... Just-go play it, you won't be dissapointed.

School is over!

2011-06-19T12:17:00.001+02:00

Finnally! School is over. And excursion is over! I couldn't write because we had three more days of school after the end of excursion. When it was finnally over, we threw paper rolls on the fuckin school! My schoolmates were also going crazy with...How do I say it in english...Let's just say they were throwing superstrong firecrackers and they were spinning red singal torches! I didn't know a lot of words here so you may not understand some parts of this post. My two cousins are coming to Split today and I'm happy. I also must note that I had some problems with swearing lately. I almost can't control it! It's so fun to say: "Go fuck yourself you dumb dickface" to somebody who was picking on you just for fun. I get all angry when somebody starts picking on me. I always daydream about me raging and murdering all those bastards who pick on me. Not with the gun...With a knife! I want to cut them open while they are still alive then I would rip the skin off their fucking face and to finish it off, I would break their fucking body to pieces and burn it. I hate them so much when they pick on me. After they walk away from me I sometimes repeatedly say to myself: "You will burn in hell, you will die in the worst pain any human can imagine, your whole family will be burned alive!" Those motherfuckers, I hate them! They don't deserve shit! Ugh... Anyway...I moved my PC to the bigger table. Now-working on it is alot more enjoyable. I will soon start my own minecraft server. It's already started, but only for testing purposes. Now I have three months to fuck around Minecraft and my other favorite games.

End is near

2011-06-09T09:53:00.003+02:00

It's thursday and we are going back to Split tomorrow. That's great! I can't wait to get out of this shithole! Im so excited to see Minecraft and Unreal Tournament 3 again! When I get home, I will build a palace in minecraft. Good times...

Extreme boredom

2011-06-08T23:15:00.003+02:00

You think excursion would be fun? FUCK NO! This is almost hell on earth! Every morning we get up at about 8:00 then we have to finish the breakfast and off we go...To the bus. Yes. From monday to thursday, we travel every morning to some other place. Disco is the fun part. One girl from our class showed her boobies. Unfortunately I wasn't there. I was an antisocial ass, playing NDS in my room. I always miss the fun and I never miss the boredom. Shit, I miss my PC. Can't wait to get out of this shitty place.

Posts gone mobile

2011-06-07T01:28:00.003+02:00

I am happy to announce that my posts have gone mobile! Let's skip to the fun part now. We all departed at 7:00 in front of my school. 6 hours later we arrived at the national park "Risnjak". Again, 6 hours later we finnally got to the three star hotel in Pula. After one hour of rest and a crappy dinner it was disco time! We were all dancin' and dancin'. My legs hurt, damnit. DJ was great! It's pretty late now, but it's not bedtime... The fun has just started...

Excursion Time!

2011-06-06T00:17:00.005+02:00

It's midnight and I am going to excursion today. It's today beause it's midnite. I will bring my Nintendo DS and a shitload of other cool stuph. We are going to Istra. It's one smaller part of Croatia. I will be there for 5 days. Since I'm not roaming, posts will be raining. Mostly shorter ones because it's kinda hard to type long posts on my phone. Now I have to go to sleep.

Damn nice grades=New Hard Drive

2011-06-01T10:51:00.007+02:00

I got F from Croatian grammar. That doesn't sound like a good grade, rite? Well I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! (Don't stop reading now) I don't give a shit because I am the only kid in class who got A from physics. HA-HA! I got the most points from physics and I got A. Suckers! I also got B or C from math. I repeat that I dunno the grading in other countries but here is 1=Worst 5=Best. In that case I got 5 from physics and 4 from math! Dad got me a new 500gb SeaGate harddrive! I will put Windows XP on it with all those huge, memory-wasting games. What with the old harddrive? I will use it for Ubuntu 11.04! My computer will soon be triple-boot. I have another Croatian test today, but it's not grammar, it's literature. Also, Blogger is constantly jerkin' around with deafult fonts and sizes so you might notice some change in text size and look.

300 views celebration+Nintendo DS Lite review

2011-05-28T12:48:00.001+02:00

I am happy to anounce that my blog reached 300 views! *fireworks*
To celebrate it, I'm going to do a big fucking NDS Lite review!
I own this console for a pretty damn long time, so you can trust me.
Now-NDS Lite has a LOT of flaws and it really isn't the best portable gaming console.
First, it doesn't have a media player which is dissapointing. It doesn't even have a SD card slot!
So, Media playing ability...Absolute fucking zero. I had to buy a cracked M3DSReal card to play music on this fucking thing, but we'll get to it later. The look and the feeling of the NDS Lite is damn good. The console is pretty heavy (good) and feels sturdy. It has two small holes on the back to attach keys or any other shit to it. Screens are okay. Touch screen is killer. Good accuracy and a nice feeling while playing a game. There's one really bad thing about those two screens... Their resolution is smaller than my phone's screen resolution!
It's about 100X100 pixels, dunno the exact resolution. Speakers are a dissapointment too. Absolutely no bass, but they can produce some mind blowing surround effects, beleive me! They aren't strong so I always have to crack up the volume. Now, about the games. 90% of them are super shitty, super cheap, super boring games. No, rly-there are so crappy and bad, I can't beleive it. One game, no matter how shitty, costs about 40$ here! I had to beg my parents to buy me a cracked card so I could play pirated games. Never buy a NDS without a cracked card because you will buy a game and the game is horrible, OOPS! What now? Nope, u can't return it. And, that's how you wasted your 40$ for nothing. That's why I have that pirate cartrige. It also gives you the option to play music and videos. Don't get too excited about the video, it only reads .DPG format which is bullshit. I had to get a converter to convert a 12mb wmv file into an 15mb dpg file. Absolute crap. I must say that those games that aren't shitty-are fucking awesome! So either you get a shitty game or an awesome game. I found out that Nintendo DS Lite has an thermometer. Lawl. I also want to note that in most games exept Starfox Command...3D is worst i've ever seen. In the game "Call of Duty:Modern Warfare Mobilized" t can even get laggy. So, here is the rehersal if you didn't want to read the whole post...Lazy piece of sh-oh, nothing. Let's continue.

Multimedia: 1/5
Screens: 3.5/5
Speakers: 3/5
Look and feel: 5/5
Games 3/5
Battery life 5/5
Homebrew soft: 4/5

So, that's all folks. Cu next time : D

Crysis 2 Review

2011-05-22T15:06:00.004+02:00

Title speaks for itself-It's a game review. So...Let's get to it!

First part is the new engine. It's super darn awesome. My pc could barely handle Crysis 1 (Cry Engine 2), But Crysis 2 with it's new Cry engine 3 runs at about 24-30 fps! People said: "Cry Engine 3-Makes your computer cry three times more." That's completely not true. Cry Engine 3 makes a LOT better use of your current hardware. Graphics are so good, soon you will be looking out through the window saying: "These graphics suck!" I noticed a little noise in the video part. Don't worry, it's added on purpose. It looks good. That noise has really small opacity, but it gives you that good digital futuristic look. Just want to say again that graphics are best I've ever seen. When it comes to graphics-Call of Duty MW 6 is NOTHING compared to Crysis 2. Go play Crysis 2 for an hour then switch over to COD MW6, you would feel like you are playing commodore 64 game. Sound effects and music are incredible as usual. Now, I know that game with good graphics isn't always a good game. Well Crysis 2 has impressive story and gameplay. You fight aliens form some other planet. May sound like a standard-but beleive me-it's fucking good! Unfortunately, I don't have 40 euro to spare so My Crysis 2 version is pirated. I do support piracy because what happens when you finish a game and there's nothing else to do? You forget it. Congrats, 40 euro successfully wasted. Game itself is awesome EA quality. This game will amaze you. Go buy it! Or...Go to pirate bay xD

Explanation of Anthro

2011-05-21T11:46:00.002+02:00

I recently published a post saying that I love Anthro pictures. Well what does that mean?
Well, Anthro is short of anthropomorphism. Anthropomorphism means a term coined in the mid 1700s to refer to any attribution of human characteristics to non-human animals or non-living things, phenomena, material states and objects or abstract concepts, such as god(s). I copied it from wikipedia. But aniway-anthro means giving human attributes to non human characters like Krystal (she's hot : D) or any fictional character out there. Crash Bandicoot is an anthro too. I first found out when I was watching youtube-garry's mod stuff. Francis (from left 4 dead) drew something and everybody looked. Then they showed the picture. I was curious so I started googling. After half an hour I knew what it ment and who was she (anthro in the pic). That was Krystal. Unfortunately, I don't know shit about drawing so I can't draw anthros but I still like the pictures. Foxes look best. I don't know is it allright to love these characters but I think it is because big part of communnity likes Anthro stuff. I also forgot to mention that I'm writing ths on my laptop-why-because I'm in a village now! Me and my friend are here playing games. lol <3 I will also attach a picture of Krystal if somebody doesn't kow how she looks.

Deviant Art Account :D

2011-05-21T01:17:00.003+02:00

Hey dudes, I found out I had an old Deviant Art account so I dug it up and here it is...Up and running again.
You can visit it here. I am going to a small village tomorrow...Or is it today because it't 1:06 AM. I don't give a shit anyway. I also found out that furry fan lives deep inside me. I loved Anthro pictures on the first look. Here, I attached one.
My favourite Anthro character is Krystal from StarFox games. The vixen in the pic is not Krystal, but she's cute too.

Worms is a pure WIN!

2011-05-05T23:35:00.001+02:00

Just listening to Worms Armageddon theme tune. It's a win! So good... *listens more*
What amazing arpeggios and techno instruments, bass, story and lyrics!
AMAZING! Here is a youtube link just to spread the song! Cleeck meh :D
Oh, forgot...The school and life...Nothin' new-normal stuff. We soon have excursion! Yay!
My "friends" are going to fuck up something like set a bathroom on fire (yes, I said it) and make me lol.
Tomorrow is friday and I have no homework *Epic Bison clip: "YEEEEEESSS!!!"*
By the way...Click those brownish letters u n00b :)

BME Pain Olimpycs

2011-04-27T01:19:00.002+02:00

Dude... I have just watched BME pain olimpycs...And what can I say... It's fucked up...Really fucked up.
Only View-Thirsty, small-minded, lifeless dumbfuck will cut off his own balls and his...Thing. Now-I didn't throw up or something-but it's just horrible. A guy just sat on a floor-tied up his balls and thing and he cut them. I can't belive it-how can somebody feel NO pain. You would pass out if you cut your own penis. Just fucking incredible...

Mai house-the video

2011-04-18T13:23:00.002+02:00

Wazzup-I'm here with my new video I promised to make.
Song is "Still Alive" from Portal. Words in brackets are croatian translation so u might learn some croatian :)
Get the video here.

Evil plan epic failure

2011-04-14T17:48:00.001+02:00

My "evil" plan was to survive school without bad grades, and it failed miserably!
I got F from chemistry but mum and dad seem to not give a shit about it!
I kinda don't give a shit about it too. We have a history test tomorrow and I WILL (try) to learn.
I also need to note that I will not be a fucking internet troll anymore. NO MORE MINDLESS RANTING!
So, yeah... I think I will soon post a video of my house, just to show you how does it look like, and DON'T
expect a fuckin' palace. No more writing, need to learn! *learns*

Horrible math homework

2011-04-13T21:33:00.001+02:00

Hello, once again I have lots of homework. What a surprise... (sarcasm)
We got ourselves 32 math problems. Since I'm 7th grade, to me it's a hell on earth.
Of course, I'm not going to finish everything-I'm not THAT crazy.
We are currently learning linear equasions with fractions. That can't be called hell, twice worse than hell...I think? Im exhausted and I still have much more homework to do, I can barely write and tomorrow we have an oral exam form chemistry?! I'm so unhappy, If I manage to "run" through the entire thursday without bad grades, then I am a fucking genious. It's 9:30pm and I can't wait to finish this... Need to do it as fast as I can, fuck the quality. I can't wait for thursday to finish. Tomorrow...My primary objective...Finish school without bad grades. Forget everything else. Just...Well...Fast-Foward! Can't write anymore because I need to write math. Damn. BTW, easter holidays are starting soon-for fuck sake, finnaly : D

No homework, again!

2011-04-06T12:25:00.001+02:00

Hello! I'm feeling happy again. I hope I will get 3.5 at the end of the year so my dad can buy me Nintendo 3DS! 3D without glasses, what more could you ask for : D, hope dies last... Today we also have no homework. That is really good. I also can't wait for the easter holidays! Only two more weeks! Just need to wait it out...

Lots of happyness!

2011-04-05T23:20:00.000+02:00

Hi, I feel so happy njaw! I got B from physics. I just want to note that I...don't exactly know the grading in America, but I know it has to do something with numbers, so I grade like this A(best) and F(worst). Since we have only 5 grades here in Croatia-this can get a lil' weird. I am also writing from my newest laptop! This one is amazing!!! It's battery actually works, OW MY Fucking GOD! Processor and ram are awesum. The best thing is...It can actually handle Windows XP, hahahh. Don't get me rong, this is a fine piece of hardware. Dead friend's wife gave it to me along with a GPS and a digital TV tuner for this laptop. Should I be happy or sad. Fuck it, I will be happy : D lololol. Hmm, its 23:15 and I'm at my new laptop. I feel good. Mum says that we will go to a little village called Zvečanje with my friends. OFC, I will bring my laptop, LOVE IT! Hooh, hoof, I can't write a lot more, feelin' kinda' sleepy... Bye bsagd........ *falls asleep*

No homework

2011-03-25T10:48:00.004+01:00

Finnaly, it’s friday and we don’t have any homework!
I got myself some new software. Now, I’m writing from Microsoft’s BlogThis!
Cool piece of software…Still tryin’ it out. God, I hope we don’t have any fucking tests, we had three tests in a row, FTW!
This post is kinda short because I’m testing BlogThis and I don’t want to fuck up my blog…Somehow…

Easter holidays! YAY!

2011-03-23T23:57:00.002+01:00

Finnaly, for fuck sake...The easter holidays! Finnaly a rest from all those tests. Tomorrow we have math test-my dad explained me some stuff-once, I made stupid mistake three times and he got mad so, he hit my pen so hard that it made a hole in my desk. Damn... Tomorrow, I also have music school starting at god damn eight hours in the morning. I still haven't touched my song-'o-book and I have two songs to learn. At geography class is was boring as usual. My workbook was almost empty so I asked my friend for his workbook so I can copy it. While the teacher was explaining southern Europe, I was doing my copying. Unfortunately, she caught me copying and she took both workbooks, friend wasn't too angry.
There was no punishment and workbooks were back after the school. I sure learned my lesson, don't EVER copy workbooks at school. From the croatian test, I got F-heheheh. DAMNIT, I'm laughing again. Anyways... I also learned that photography school takes only 20 points to join, yay! This is the first highschool that I like and that doesn't take crazy amounts of points to join.

Geography test

2011-03-20T22:10:00.002+01:00

Hello everybody, I must announce that I'm really unhappy...
Tomorrow we have a geography test. Our school starts at 14:00.
I finished all my homework today so I can learn tomorrow.
It's pretty late and I must learn a lot 2morrow so I'm leaving...Blogger.

MotherFucking Test

2011-03-18T09:15:00.001+01:00

Yes, I had a test...
From Croatian-I'm that unlucky :,(
Crap, I wrote it like for F or D, lol.
Wait...I shouldn't be LOLing. Beleive me, in real life-I'm not.
Well, at least no hi'schools (that I want to be in) want you to have A+ or B in Croatian.
We even have a oral exam from history. That's bullschitte! When I say oral exam it
always makes me think about oral sex.
When I get back from school, I'll install new Windows 7 64-bit on my computer.
Now it's going to be dual-boot. Windows XP for games and Seven for "Processor Wasting" software.
Got to get back to learning...By the way-I learned around one and the half hour for Croatian test, hope it's enough...

World of boredom

2011-03-16T19:57:00.001+01:00

Damn it... I'm so bored... I dunno what to do... Read a book? Nah... Tomorrow we have school in 8:00 in the morning-I'm so fucking depressed! Maybe a South Park episode can cheer me up-yup, that's the answer to my boredom. I just finished reading "Secret diary of Adrian Mole". Awesome book-Adrian is constantly mentioning his girlfriend's boobs xD-that's why I love the book. Look in the every book that school gave us to read and you will not find any naughty word. Here-you have a plenty of naughty words! Love it. By the way-teacher gave me A in shop class! I built an electrodynamic atom seperator powered by thermodynamic gas engine! Heheh, just kidding-I built a lil' electronic circuit. Lamp, switch and a battery. Lol, and guess what?! It actually works! What a pleasant surprise. My dog is scared of BASS. You shoulda' seen-I scared the living fuck out of her with my speakers. Dad ordered a battery for my old laptop-hope it comes soon. Well-Gotta watch South Park!

Will it ever end?!

2011-03-14T09:26:00.001+01:00

We soon have easter holidays. To me-a month seems like an eternity but it's only a month. I'm back from school. (How did it end so soon?) Well...It didn't end-we have religion as a "pick if u go" class. I picked that I don't want to go and now I have less homework and more time to write on my blog. Yuh-pee!
Since it's monday we have: Geography, Religion, Biology, Math and English. I should be getting back to school now...

Trick or treat time

2011-03-08T12:54:00.001+01:00

Hello people, happy ToT (trick or treat), I am over my friends death (gee, that was fast) and there is still nothing new to report. We got a box of apple juice and my friend got Xperia X8, that mofo, I don't have it but he does. I should be the cool stuff guy :) Everybody in class has some cool phone except me, I have SE C510. Simple and good. There's gonna be some serious ToT madness in school. Imagine 1500 kids running in school with crazy costumes on. That's madness. (No, This...Is...SPARTA!!!). Ok, anyways-I feel kinda happy and I don't know why. By the way, I will not act like a retard and I will not wear costumes. I think that is a bit stupid. It's my opinion. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has them.

My friend's death

2011-03-07T12:33:00.001+01:00

Hey, is anybody alive? It's been a while since my last post, but this blog isn't dead!! YAY!
I have lotsa good news! Today, math teacher is going to reveal our grades from a test...
Wait... I just received more news from my mum...Bad news...My friend died this morning. I can't exactly say that he is my friend because he is 68 years old but I sometimes visit him. We both had same interests, cameras, computers, photography... Well, shit happens. Damnit. This day turned from good to bad. We must continue our lives like normal, I cant let his death ruin this week. I didn't even say goodbye. Nobody told me he was in hospital *cries silently* I can't visit him anymore and eat pizza with him. Fucking crap, ass, dick, arrgh!
Well...I can't do nothing about that anymore, its too late. I...Must...Continue...Okay, lets continue this post. I kinda got Korg nano Kontrol from my dad's friend. It's awesome like any Korg product. I also got three HUGE books about 3D Studio Max. More learning :) There's really not much to talk about. These last days were not special. Regular days... I must say goodbye...This blog is not dead and it will not die soon. Don't be afraid to continue following. Goodbye...

Those rainy days

2011-02-21T19:04:00.001+01:00

Hello...dear readers...
I am kinda depressed...
I got E (2) from math, god damnit!
Tomorrow we have a physics test, I feel really bad.
Rarely, I think about my future, what can I become.
What if I become a guy with a mop and a bucket cleaning floors?
I love animation and music. I would like to animate and to earn money from those animations.
Working on a computer relaxes me, makes me free from all those daily tasks like homework,dog poop...
I recently got a Devolo 85 HSMini. That is a little DLAN device (connect multiple pc's and share files etc...)
I don't feel like talking about that now. Let's imagine something... It's a rainy afternoon. Everything is grey, no colors. People are walking outside with umbrellas. Everything is quiet except rain, it keeps falling... You are sitting at your computer writing about your life with no smile. Lights are off. Only thing you can see is glow of your monitor and sunset covered with grey clouds. Amazing, isn't it? Really beautiful. I really like rain. Makes me feel good in a weird way. Rain makes me feel creative, like I need to write a book or do stop motion...
Sunny days remind me of school, homework, tasks and everything bad while rainy days remind me of freedom, creativity, fun and good things... You think I am a twisted person, well...I am in some kinda way, and I like it.
Shit, looks like I am going to be late for training. That means I have to leave this blog...Not forever-of course :)

NEW BICYCLE

2011-02-11T10:29:00.002+01:00

HELLO EVERYBODY, I just want to hug the world. It's friday and I got a new BICYCLE.
That cycle isn't shitty-paid about 270 bucks for it. Damnit, I can't wait to drive it after school!
But...hey? Is anybody alive? Sorry for the long pause between posts, anyways lets talk about this bike.
It weighs about 10 kilograms and it's brand is "Giant". Shop owner said it is one of the best brands for bikes.
I must say, I'm pretty proud of it. What should I write about now? Hmmm... I can't rant about the geography teacher because I got B on map test. I can't describe the feeling of getting an B from geography, awesome.
I don't think it's an B, it could be A too-no joke! Teacher confused me but let's say I got A.
Lots of things happened since my last post but I can't remember 'em. OH! We got a new Phillips Photo Phrame ( xD ) and it is also awesome. 7 inch screen perfectly fits our flat. OMG, we didn't talk about my flat?! Well, lets get that out of our way. My flat is mostly colored green, yellow, orange and blue. My mum loves these colors. It also has a lot of decorations, way too much. Lotsa flowers, wooden stuff, lights...
My friends always say they feel better when they come over to my place because there are lots of windows and everything is bright-no depressing colors like black or dark purple... We also have a dog called "Nala". We call her a living decoration because she is so cute we could use her for decorating.
She never bites anyone and anways barks on everybody. Annoying and cute. I have Playstation 1 which is super-duper lame but I just wanted to have some good multiplayer console. Okay, Im done with the flat and stuff. Today I have to visit the dentist just for a routine checkup. I always have the fear that she will need to pull out some of my teeth. I don't have much homework, only learning-lame. Mah friend will be so jelaous when he notices my new bike. Can't stop thinking about that bike...

Interview with my friend

2011-01-26T13:18:00.003+01:00

What's up people?
2day I am going to interview my friend about school.
Well...Here it goes.
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Me: So, What is your worst subject?
Friend: Geography and math, lol.
Me: Why do you hate math?
Friend: Because its boring and our teacher sucks.
Me: And why do you hate geography?
Friend: Because you need to learn a lot and there's too much homework.
Me: What do you think about geography teacher?
Friend: Total ass-licker hahah.
Me: What is your favorite subject?
Friend: PE, of course.
Me: Do you get into fights often?
Friend: Nope.
Me: Is our school poor?
Friend: It isn't rich but it isn't poor, may need some improvement.
Me: What do you think about religion class?
Friend: FUCKING AWESOME!
Me: What is the most stupid thing you've done in school?
Friend: I screamed: "BIRDIE!" in middle of the history class.
Me: Do you hang out in bathroom with friends over school hour?
Friend: Of course I do, everybody does that.
Me: What do you do over PE time?
Friend: We mostly play football or dartball.
Me: What do you think about your class?
Friend: Its best class in the world!
Me: Do your friends bug you?
Friend: A little bit. Not much.
Me: Do you always write your homework?
Friend: Most of the time, sometimes I skip it because it's boring.
Me: Well, thanks for the interview.
Friend: No problem, bye.
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That's all folks, more in next post!

Overtesting

2011-01-24T23:12:00.001+01:00

Hello, dear readers (if there's any)-In this post I will rant about the teacher and describe these last days.
First let's finish off with the geography teacher ranting.
GODDAMN BI***...can't do it, I kinda feel bad for calling her a bitch all the time...
In the end, I got some of these F's because I didn't learn. Not her fault.
But constantly checking my workobook (every check=F) is just ridicolous.
For every check she gave me F?! Way too much for me. I feel like some goth teen who hates life.
And tomorrow I have a test from physics?! My mum and dad say if I continue like this, I won't have any future.
I am constantly enlarging my Photoshop knowledge and that she calls a me a no-future teen
If I start to rant about random things, that is okay because this blog is my only place where I can say whatever I want. Everything. If I feel bad about someone I will just say: "cock, shit, bitch" a few times and I am normal again. About the days, hmm... I got F from geography (explains all this ranting) and that's about it.
No big deal. These are hard times for me. Your life is school-that bothers me and I WON'T let school
take over my life, in other words-I should learn what I want to learn! If I don't give a goddamn shit about geography or biology-why am I FORCED to learn what I DON'T want to learn.
I understand that most of the kids don't want to learn anything but I do. I want to learn programming
or animation-something creative and fun! Not learning and forgetting something we don't want to learn.
Today's schools (in our country) are waste of childhood, time and imagination. We should pick what we
want to learn and explore. Don't you people see where is this going?! Our parents can get sued for not letting us go to school. Many children get seriously injured or even killed in schools. Only subjects that I think as "need to learn" are: math (physics, chemistry...), some language, and a subject of our choice. That sucks so bad.
I will maybe continue this theme in my next post...gotta learn some more geography ;)

Crappy history test

2011-01-14T17:06:00.004+01:00

Hello, im back with bad news.
We had history test. Hard as shit! I did bad as shit! Now I am writing from my phone using bolt mobile browser!
That's cool! And im in school too!
Heheheh...

Friends aren't friends

2011-01-11T10:31:00.001+01:00

Hey people, how was your morning?
Mine one sucks already because my "friends" spilled alcohol all over me and tried to set me on fire.
Wow...Thats fucking hardcore. They don't have balls to set me on fire...Motherfuckers.
Anyways, It was cool in Austria. We got bigger apartment than expected for same money.
My dad's sister brought two girls, my girly cousins. They are really competitive and they always scream on each other. In front of our apartment in Austria we had half-frozen water holder for pigs. It has little pump to keep the water circulating because it won't freeze then. That pump produces really "farty" sounds. It sounds like: "braaap, braaaap, brappity, blop, braaap..." really funny.
We have snowboard/ski school there so I picked ski because most of my friends choosed it too.
We all got medals for finishing the school. Thats awesome.
It was cool. (in both ways)
I have a lot of homework, math and history. We have a HUGE test in a few days from history.
THAT SUCKS! Im not that kind of kid that hates life in every way but that really sucks balls.
Im sitting here in a class of computer science (Science? Yeah, right) writing this post.
Now Im looking at my acquaintance playing some crappy W.O.W. look-alike.

I am currently trying to find an effective way to put a lot of pictures on a same blog.

Here is a picture of our computer "science" class (from my perspective)

Bitch teacher

2011-01-10T15:21:00.001+01:00

Hello everybody...umm... *cough* im back from Austria.
I learnt how to ski and it was pretty darn awesome...
I wanted to focus on my first 45 minutes in school after holidays, Austria will be discussed later...
Okay, let me tell you those 45 minutes sucked so bad I wanted to go to the end of the class, climb on a window, prepare to die, jump down and kill myself. Its fucking geography! Some bitch teacher gave us weird tests on the first "hour" of school. While we were writing tests, the bitch teacher couldnt stand still.
She started to check our workbooks. I got 1 (F) of course...BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT GODDAMN GEOGRAPHY!!!!! Bitch teacher said I gave potential for geography...POTENTIAL?!?! What The Fucking Fuck?! Fuck the fucking fucky fuck! How the fuck can I have potential if I even don't even care about it? Of course almost nobody gives a shit about geography in our class. Now my mum is "all over me" telling me I need to finish the workbook! BUT MUM, I dont give a donkey dick about workbook. And thats geography my friends... Why does school have to be so boring?
Why cant we learn what we want to learn?! I want to learn about animation and computers, but-oh no...
School doesnt give a shit about that good shit. I would like to go in principal's office and tell him to go fuck himself. Ooooh, now I feel a lot better. In school we learn mostly boring stuff. By the way, we have computer science as an optional subject but there we learn how to use excel and word. REALLY?! I want to laugh!
I really want to laugh at this! *laughs* Okay, thats better. Man, this sucks. This seriously sucks!
We also have Religion as an optional subject! Hahahahahah! Religion! lolol All we do there is draw, draw, draw...Like we are fucking firstgraders! Shit.

Awesome laptop

2010-12-29T23:49:00.002+01:00

Hello people, i am writing another post...But not on my regular PC, noooooooo-I'm writing it on my laptop, yeaaaaaaa! Anyways, let me tell you a little history about my laptops. My first laptop was some old "rusty" HP laptop. It had windows XP-which was awesome but it lagged horribly so...Its not awesome. Battery didn't work at all so I was forced to carry a big ass power supply around, but I liked it. Now my next laptop is Compaq Presario 700. Its even slower than my last one. (display stopped working on that HP) I modified it a bit, and installed Debian on it. SLOW AS SHIT! I then put win 98 on it...no drivers avaliable...
THEN, I put win 2k on it and again I couldnt find the drivers. My last effort to keep this bastard alive was my dad. He manages servers and webpages so I belived he was my solution. After a call he came home and started searching drivers. After 15 minutes everything worked like a charm! I was like oh shit, how did u do that?! This laptop still doesnt have a battery (lame) but its a lot fucking fucking faster than that HP one.
Now with internet on this laptop...It's awesome!

Winter holidays

2010-12-27T22:13:00.002+01:00

Wassup people, Imma back with new post.
Its winter holidays!
Christmas passed with little money and a chocolate.
Its almost new year and I am begging my parents to buy me Korg Monotron (just google it)
Between christmas and new year I got Counter strike: Source and new Logitech speaker system.
Speakers rock, Counter strike...uhh...I suck at it. xD
If I manage to bring my laptop to Austria, it will be raining posts.

The school is ending

2010-12-17T12:54:00.002+01:00

Finnaly!
School ends on thursday and im damn happy.
My buddy wants to set up a fireworks show!
He is a total pyromaniac.
My mum says I need to eat RIGHT NOW!
So... I will be back soon.

Slow posts

2010-12-07T14:24:00.003+01:00

Okay, wow-I am really lazy...with school and this blog! :)
Sorry, I was just busy.
I got some bad grades in school and that's bullshit!
BUT! I have some good news.
Everybody ready?.....
On winter holidays...uhh...I am going to AUSTRIA!
WWOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!
YEEEAH, theres gonna be snow everywhere!
Snow around you, snow on yo' head, snow up your ass!!
I'm so fucking excited!
I think that school ends in 23.12.2010.
Enough...I have more school 2 do...

Friday, OO YEAH!

2010-11-26T17:13:00.002+01:00

Finnaly friday!
School was ok, no bad grades...
Everything was awesome, I brought four friends to my house and we were playing COD 6!
Mum wasn't so boring afterall (congratulations)!
I think I will put some pics from Croatia, just to show you this small country.
I am going to my weekend house today!
This day can't get any better!

Busy day

2010-11-25T22:23:00.002+01:00

Ooff, I was so fucking busy, I even couldnt find time to turn on my pc.
LOL! Well, im back and this post is going to be a little longer...Maybe...
First grade I finished with A (5+)
Second and third grade i finished with B (4)
Fourth grade was also A (5+)
Fifth and sixth grade was B (4)
Now sewenth grade...DAMN, I am lucky if I pass with C (3)!
Fuck!
I screwed up so bad. :)
7th grade is a little problematic.
So anyways, as a free goodie from this blog I give away a wallpaper for mobile phones.
Its a picture of Croatia, Split. Get it by clicking this link:
I will try to post here every day, but i can't guarantee that.
btw (for n00bs) download this picture by pressing right mouse button-save as.

Mum is boring

2010-11-20T23:45:00.002+01:00

Friday has passed without it's own post because it was...boring as usual...
Nothing really special happened so lets move on to saturday.
When I got up my mum warned me I need to do a lot of math. Fuck!
I was so pissed off. Anyways me and my friend were going to shopping mall "city center"
and it was a helluva lot of fun, we annoyed people a lot. After almost 4 hours of walking around in city center
it was time to get back home. The bus was almost full, we barely found a place to sit. When we got back home it was almost 8:30 pm and I needed to do more math. There were some good movies on TV!
This was just another "normal" day, still nothing special...

Thursday-an indication that friday is the next day!

2010-11-18T22:47:00.001+01:00

Its almost friday!
My mum woke me up for my music school and i was like: "leave me alone god damnit, I wanna sleep"
After music school, it was breakfast time...yeah right-I said that. So while I was eating, I Watched the Angry Video Game Nerd. And now its time for boring-ass math homework (shit). Damn, all those numbers make me feel like im going crazy. Now time for school...AGAIN! This time the "real" school. Of course, it was boring as hell...until some girl in our class ignited a paper and started smoking it! Whole classroom was in smoke. So when I got home i was greeted by my mum saying: "LEARN, LEARN, LEARN..."
That's about it...This day, wasn't so special...Just another regural ass day...